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Alfons
Müller

Stand Up Comedian

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 Upcoming 
 Gigs 

  • Thu, May 07
    Russo | Italian Restaurant + Market
    Back at Russo. Fresh material. Free admission. Someone has to do this — might as well be the German.
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  • Fri, May 29
    The VAULT Entertainment Center
    Eighteen comedians. One minute each. One winner. Probably not me — but I'm going anyway.
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  • Sat, May 30
    Outdoor standup. A Pride festival. A small Michigan town making a big statement. May 30th — I'll be on the Newaygo Pride stage, and apparently I'm the first comedian to ever be on it.
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  • Sat, May 30
    The VAULT Entertainment Center
    Clean-ish comedy. The "ish" is doing a lot of heavy lifting, and honestly, so am I.
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  • Sat, May 30
    The VAULT Entertainment Center
    Kill Tony alumni headline. I open. The bar is high and I am exactly the right height.
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  • Sun, May 31
    The VAULT Entertainment Center
    The audience submits their most awkward situations. Six comedians improvise around them. What could go wrong.
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  • Fri, Jun 05
    Outside Coffee
    A special Pride comedy show featuring Alfons Mueller as headliner.
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  • Sat, Jun 06
    The Comedy Project
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  • Mon, Jun 15
    Grand Rapids
    Start your week with laughs at Comedy Outlet Mondays! A fresh blend of stand-up, improv, sketch, and comedy fun — it’s the perfect way to shake off the Monday blues. 📍 The Comedy Project – Grand Rapids, MI 🗓️ January 12 🕖 Show starts ~7:00 PM Great comedy, great crowd — come laugh with us!
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  • Sat, Jun 27
    Water Tower Distilling Co.
    Ypsilanti. June 27th. A queer comedy showcase at a distillery. They called it "That's a Choice." I called it Friday night.
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German Migrant

Midwestern

Gay Bear

Stand Up Comedy - Why? WHY? WHHHHHHHHY? 

Learn about Alfons Midlife Crisis, Peter Pan Syndrom and resting german face.

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Heavy Breathing
Comedy
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 OnlyFons 

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