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Alfons
Müller

Stand Up Comedian

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 Upcoming 
 Gigs 

  • Thu, May 14
    4761 Highland Rd
    I gonna perform at the One Night Stans Comedy Club Open Mic in Waterford Township, Michigan. Expect sharp immigrant observations, Midwest culture clashes, queer comedy, and stories from a German navigating life in America.
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  • Thu, May 21
    BOLD Cigar Bar & Lounge
    I’m excited to perform at Bold Cigar Lounge in downtown Grand Rapids alongside a fantastic lineup of Michigan comedians. Expect sharp immigrant observations, queer chaos, Midwest culture confusion, and stories from a German trying to survive American life one uncomfortable interaction at a time.
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  • Thu, May 28
    544 W Columbia Ave
    I’m excited to perform for the very first time in Battle Creek and to close out the debut edition of the Cereal City Chuckle Chamber at One Nation Tap & Table. Expect immigrant confusion, queer chaos, Midwest observations, and stories from a German who accidentally became part of Michigan.
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  • Fri, May 29
    The VAULT Entertainment Center
    Eighteen comedians. One minute each. One winner. Probably not me — but I'm going anyway.
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  • Sat, May 30
    Outdoor standup. A Pride festival. A small Michigan town making a big statement. May 30th — I'll be on the Newaygo Pride stage, and apparently I'm the first comedian to ever be on it.
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  • Sat, May 30
    The VAULT Entertainment Center
    Clean-ish comedy. The "ish" is doing a lot of heavy lifting, and honestly, so am I.
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  • Sat, May 30
    The VAULT Entertainment Center
    Kill Tony alumni headline. I open. The bar is high and I am exactly the right height.
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  • Sun, May 31
    The VAULT Entertainment Center
    The audience submits their most awkward situations. Six comedians improvise around them. What could go wrong.
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  • Fri, Jun 05
    Outside Coffee
    A special Pride comedy show featuring Alfons Mueller as headliner.
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  • Sat, Jun 06
    The Comedy Project
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  • Mon, Jun 15
    Grand Rapids
    Start your week with laughs at Comedy Outlet Mondays! A fresh blend of stand-up, improv, sketch, and comedy fun — it’s the perfect way to shake off the Monday blues. 📍 The Comedy Project – Grand Rapids, MI 🗓️ January 12 🕖 Show starts ~7:00 PM Great comedy, great crowd — come laugh with us!
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  • Sat, Jun 27
    Water Tower Distilling Co.
    Ypsilanti. June 27th. A queer comedy showcase at a distillery. They called it "That's a Choice." I called it Friday night.
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  • I’m excited to be part of the 2026 Laughter on the Lakeshore Comedy Festival in downtown Muskegon, Michigan. Across two days of live stand-up comedy, breweries, theaters, and festival energy, I’ll be joining comedians from across the Midwest for one of West Michigan’s growing independent comedy fest
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German Migrant

Midwestern

Gay Bear

Stand Up Comedy - Why? WHY? WHHHHHHHHY? 

Learn about Alfons Midlife Crisis, Peter Pan Syndrom and resting german face.

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